day she's a glamorous maid. By night she's a deadly secret agent ready to unleash havoc with her dangerous vacuum laser!
- Manufacturer: Jumpin' Banana
In Shocking Roulette four players stick their index fingers into one of the four slots, the
game begins and the dial spins. The winners survive to the next round and the loser gets a painful shock. What a great way
to spend time with your family and friends!
Transformers Kiss Players Convoy (Optimus Prime) -
Transformers Kiss Players were a strange toy line that
combined the legendary Transformers with adorable anime girls. The girls would kiss the Transformer to give him a special
power up. To make things even more creepy, the toy line was aimed at older collectors and the box even featured a "15
and Up" age limit.
MacGyver Action Figure
- Manufacturer: Glasslite
MacGyver is a TV hero known for his unique ability to fabricate complex devices out of ordinary
household items. He was also frequently captured, bound and imprisoned by many evil villains. Tie this action figure
to a chair and wait for it to escape. Its hours of exciting fun! [video link]
Specialman - Manufacturer: N/A
has no super powers but people say he's a really swell guy.
Nintendo "Chiritori" Vacuum Cleaner Toy -
Before Nintendo entered the video game market
they actually produced a number of weird and wonderful toys. Ironically this 1979 toy strongly resembles the Roomba* robot
vacuum cleaner which was released in 2002. [*video link]
2001 Space Monolith Action Figure
- Manufacturer: Kubrick Toys
Get in touch with your inner star child with this Space Monolith Action Figure. This unique
action figure has an impressive zero points of articulation!
Trash talking Basketball Hero Spider-Man is ready to dunk in the face of evil. Meanwhile Baseball
Hero Spider-Man is ready to test positive for illegal, performance enhancing, radioactive spider venom.
Go-Bots Rocklords - Manufacturer: Tonka
Other robots transform into
a sports car, a big gun, or a cool jet fighter, but Go-Bots Rocklords convert into ordinary rocks! These rolling stones
gather no moss! [video link]
Street Sharks - Manufacturer: Mattel
The Street Sharks are humanoid
sharks that wear cowboy boots, ride motorcycles, and abuse dangerous steroids. There's nothing worse than a shark with a bad
case of 'roid rage. "Street Sharks, They bite! They're jawsome!" [video link]
MacGyver Machine Gun
- Manufacturer: Lead Paint Toys, Inc
MacGyver is another hero with an aversion to guns. That's why this MacGyver Machine Gun is so
cool. Sometimes he just wants to break character and pop off a few rounds into some punk ass villains.
McDonald's Fry Cook Playset
- Manufacturer: Ronald McDonald
This McDonald's Fry Cook Playset will prepare your kid for the McJob of their dreams! (editors
note: The owner of this site is a former McDonalds Employee.)
The Love Boat Action Figures
- Manufacturer: Mego
nothing kids love more than The Love Boat. Captain Stubing and Isaac, everyone's favorite bartender, are ready to set a course
for adventure! [video link]
Superman Justice Jogger - Manufacturer: Kenner
Superman is stepping out in
the Superman Justice Jogger! Simply wind up this toy and watch Superman strut his stuff!
Remote Control Mower & Dad
- Manufacturer: N/A
your own slice of suburban hell with Mower Dad. This remote control toy simulates all the fun of tedious manual labor.
Batman Water Pistol
- Manufacturer: Wayne Industries
Batman has an aversion to guns after his parents were shot by a desperate criminal. That's why
he created the non-lethal Batman Water Pistol. Pull the trigger and the Batman Water Pistol will spit in the face of evil.
Kaba Kick: Russian Roulette Gun for Kids!
- Manufacturer: N/A
Kaba Kick Gun is a Russian Roulette game for kids. Now your children can re-enact their favorite scene from the movie The
Deer Hunter. [video link] We doubt this extremely irresponsible toy remained on shelves for very long.
Rocks, Bugs & Things - Manufacturer: Ideal
Rocks, Bugs & Things are
a line of toys that include flesh eating, transforming rocks and giant flesh eating bugs. The transforming rocks lay in wait
for their helpless victims to appear. A simple flick of the switch and the rock creature springs fourth to devour its prey.
This sinister toy line is a favorite of creepy kids everywhere.
- Manufacturer: Krypton Inc
Cuddle up with the Superman Pillow Snuggler. Simply stuff, hug and play! Who knew the Man of
Steel was such a softy?
Jar-Jar Binks Monster Mouth Tongue Candy - Manufacturer:
With Jar-Jar Binks Monster Mouth Tongue Candy you can french kiss
everyone's favorite Star Wars character. Available exclusively in "Strawberry Vomit Flavor."
Playskool Safe Cracker Set
- Manufacturer: Playskool
Give your child an early start in a life of crime with this Safe Cracker Playset, from
Flash Motorcycle - Manufacturer: Mattel
The Flash is the fastest being
in the D.C. Comics Universe. When he's not running faster than the speed of sound he likes to cruise around on this sporty
red and gold motorcycle. He says he does it for the ladies.
Crazerasers Complete Bathroom Set
- Manufacturer: Crazerasers
Crazerasers are a line of collectible eraser toys. While the toy line consists mainly of rubber
food replicas, it also includes this unique companion piece. This complete bathroom set is so "complete" it
even comes with its own rubber human waste. (editor's note: currently available at Target stores across the country.)
Titanic-Bot - The Titanic Transforming Robot -
Icebergs are no match for Titanic-Bot, the transforming
Titanic Robot. This surprisingly well built toy is nicely detailed, it actually floats, and it even has a wind up motor. It
also looks great in both robot and vehicle mode. Somebody call James Cameron, this movie has a new star!
Baby Laughs A-lot - Manufacturer: Remco
*WARNING* Watching this video
may give you nightmares. You have been warned.
Bionic Bigfoot - From the Six Million Dollar Man TV Series
Bionic Man, Steve Austin, squares off against his most deadly foe, the Bionic Bigfoot!! In the 1970s bigfoot mania was sweeping
the nation. The folks at ABC television struck ratings gold when they created the Bionic Bigfoot. Amazingly enough, Bigfoot
was played by legendary professional wrestler Andre the Giant. Bigfoot's popularity was so great that he returned in later
seasons and even made an appearance on the Bionic Woman TV show.
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Manufacturer: The National Rifle Association
Wake up to the sounds
of gunfire! Gun O'Clock is an alarm clock that can only be turned off by shooting it with special light gun. The gun features
realistic weapon sounds that are sure to start your morning with a bang!
Star Knight - Darth Vader Police Motorcycle
Manufacturer: Estrada Toys, INC
Criminals of the Galaxy
watch out!! Darth Vader takes to the streets on his Electronic Police Motorcycle. License and registration? You don't
need to see my license and registration...
Star Trek "Mr Spock" Space Fun Helmet
Manufacturer: Paramount / CBS
Relive the excitement
of your favorite Star Trek episode with the Official Star Trek Space Fun Helmet! The helmet comes fully equipped
with flashing lights and a loud siren. Its the perfect toy for your fun loving little Vulcan.